Upon examining a Trojan Fire & Ice condom, I immediately noticed something was very wrong.
Fuck no to Fire and Ice condoms.
holy shit why would you put capsacin in a fucking lubricant
this needs more notes! guys seriously this is dangerous as fuck
Take it from me, do not use these.
Omg, I want a love story in which my best friend calls me a racial slur and then proceeds to join a terrorist group based on killing people of my heritage and then accidentally endangers me and tries to bargain the lives of my child and the man I love away in exchange for me like some creepy bartering system and in causing my death decides to protect my son out of guilt but really spends his entire childhood being an asshole to him - OH WAIT, NO I DON’T.